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BASARA X DOVE 2020 (Itadaki 2020) ~ Night 3 Translations

Tonight's host, Isami Kodaka, and the three beers, with special guests two more. 

"Isami, drinking too much"

"Why are you shooting from this angle? It looks like "Fire Pro Wrestling".

"Tsuki vs Brother (YASSHI) rap showdown?"

"Can you do a rap battle?"

"Next year, do it with beer"

"You can't shoot at this angle at Shin-Kiba? Use a crane. I can carry the camera and hang it down with a wire. I can use the attic at Shin-Kiba, right? A drone!?"

"Car rental is hard. Is it possible to rent a car such as a minibus? You need a big license for a bus"

"Why did you cut your hair, FUMA?"

"There are many with gout nowadays"

"I laughed as Paloma's topknot makes him look like a grandma"

"Don't make mom angry" (about Paloma)

"I want to see Abe with long hair"

"Kabuki, the mother of Dove"

"Loser Brahmin (brothers) match" (he said that they can enjoy both a shaved head and long hair)

"Kabu-chan" (Kabuki Kid)

"Yoshinari Ogawa wrestler"

"Tail has a mind of its own" 

"Both groups have a cute person in charge" (about his own match against Dove, who are lead by Gunso)
"The tail brothers"
"Just running in the gym makes my arms tired"
"I think the costume should look better. I want you to be erotic, like Kenshin" (about Kyohei Kinoshita) 

"Yes, Kyohei's costume has room for improvement"

"For the non drinker, eating ice cream while watching wrestling is the best" (said while having three empty bottles of craft beer next to him, drinking a can of beer with another one lined up)
"Nicopro makes it difficult to drink because it makes you make comments"

"This is heavy bass stomping"

Isami also wants the tournament to be released on DVD

BASARA X DOVE 2020 (Itadaki 2020) ~ Night 2 Translations

Night two was presented by Ryūichi Sekine, who was drinking beer (someone told him to drink water apparently, but he says he doesn't drink it) and promised an "inevitable broadcast accident". He makes good his promise almost straight away by referencing popular porn titles.

OPENING
Sekine says that he would have liked to have won the Big Japan tag titles like Abe has done
Says he was asked to become a commentator because he wasn't doing anything better

FUMINORI ABE VS TAKUMI TSUKAMOTO
"Basara has a high proportion of blondes and shaved hair"
"It seems that it takes some time to make the weapon that Tsukamoto brings"
"It would be hard on the champion if he lost here"
"Let's collect the shaven wrestlers belonging to BASARA and form a new BOZZ union"

RYOTA NAKATSU VS KOUHEI KINOSHITA
He says he feels the "visual" of Kinoshita has changed

"Kinoshita is cute"

"I wonder if everyone else is watching without knowing the results? I don't know the result at all..." (He says he wrote them down but forgot them, and only remembers that this was held three nights in a row).

Refers to Gunso as "504"

BEST STRETCH MAN V3 & TAKATO NAKANO & MASATO KAMINO VS TRANS AM HIROSHI (changed) & RAY PALOMA & SHOICHI UCHIDA
"What does it mean when its more dangerous to shake the boa, than it is to shake the sword?"
"This is the first time I have seen Paloma relegated to the background"
"It's the strongest tag and it looks like Hiroshi on weekdays"

"Did he miss it because of gout?"
"Paloma and Fukuda are gout friends" (laughs)

"Fuma is making naked tweets"

He also mentions Noah after someone uses the Shining Wizard saying, "Let's take part in Noah", and "Marufuji, "No thank you".

"Ryuji was lamenting that BASARA didn't call him" 

"Applause is sparse"

"BASARA should find someone who is not strange...there are only strange people in BASARA"

"If it was Referee Yoshino..."

"I want at least one referee who can be the straight guy for a promotion with many comedic people".

RYUICHI SEKINE & YUSUKE KUBO & TETSUO USUI VS GUNSO, "brother" YASSHI & KABUKI KID 

"Dove's Mother is highly educated" (about Gunso)

"They also call Tadasuke "Mother" (note, they once did) 

"Kotoge and Zhao Yun can never be called moms" (Zhao Yun was a military general who lived during the late Eastern Han dynasty and early Three Kingdoms period of China. He has appeared in many video games)

"There are many funky guys in Dove, including "brother" Yasshi". BASARA is not sexy"

"Was BASARA  a nickname for a club activity in High School?"

"BASARA has the image of a boys school. No, a wrestling boys school. I didn't like baseball at school".

DAIKI SHIMOMURA VS NAOKI TANIZAKI

"I want to do the BASARA Crossdressing Championship"

"#BASARAcrossdresser" 

"I think that the tail is getting longer and longer"

Thinks that Naoki Tanizaki has a cool costume 

"Do you use that tail as weapon?"

"Is the tail recognized in a rope break?"

FUMA VS KENSHIN CHIKANO

"Ah, naked person"

"Music of this match is for a bad guy"

"If you think about it, BASARA and Dove are really similar"

"Who had the idea to play music during Dove matches?"

Says that he is sad that BASARA vs DOVE isn't going to be made into a DVD

"HAYATA-like" 

BASARA X DOVE 2020 (Itadaki 2020) ~ Night 1 Translations

Comment's made by BASARA'S Ryota Nakatsu who was on show commentary for NicoNico.

TEAM ENTRY
"Basara!!"

"Although they are a local promotion, the audience cannot cheer" 

"The Buddhist monk" (smiles) 

"Abe chan" (smiles)

"The champion has vitality"

"Dove did crowdfunding, I did too, is it okay?" (rough)

"Paloma" (Nakatsu uses the suffix "Sama", which is very respectful speech. I think he's being sarcastic).

"No way, it's going to end without Gunso and Isami talking?"

BROTHER YASSHI vs FUMINORI ABE 

"Support at home by cheering"

"Basara x Dove x Big Japan collaboration"

"Yasshi is the real thing (no imitations)"

"I wonder if a venue where you can't shout, has the Dove style with music playing". 

"Amazing power" (Abe is punching YASSHI)

RAY PALOMA VS RYOTA NAKATSU

"I will never forgive Paloma"
"It's a rare card"
"Store owner showdown?"

Laughing at Ray having to take small steps because he has his tights around his ankles 

Lots of laughter in the comments, especially when Ray left and couldn't get out of the ring, and then almost fell of the ramp. 

GUNSO VS TAKUMI TSUKAMOTO

Says he wants to see hardcore between the two

Both read each others movements

He can't hear his voice due to the loud music Dove play at the venue

"Is the referee a twink?"

SAGAT vs KOHEI KINOSHITA

"Scary, scary"

"Exorcist"

Kinoshita has a "reasonable weight" for a pro wrestler who weighs less than 50kg 

DAIKI SHIMOMURA VS SHOICHI UCHIDA

Uchida apparently was the first Japanese pro wrestler to start a Twitter account 

"Uchida creates the impression that all matches are interesting"

"Isn't the tail long?"

FUMA VS KABUKI KID

Nothing really much to say here, other than he likes the FUMA food products and wonders if they will eat it in the production office. 

RYUICHI SEKINE VS NAOKI TANIZAKI

"Former Union Max Champion showdown"

"Ex girlfriend and girlfriend now"

"Both eternally young"

"Sekine's tail looks like a long and thin fish"

ISAMI KODAKA VS KENSHIN CHIKANO

"Did Isami sleep last night because of this match?"

Kenshin Chikano sometimes cooks in Acapulco

I'm not sure who he is talking about, but he wonders if in the future one of these two will look like Mr. Gannosuke

BACKSTAGE COMMENTS

Said that Daiki Shimomura looked like a tomato

"Child Support! Child Support!" (said in reference to Shoichi Uchida)

Thinks that FUMA'S image change is amazing