Night two was presented by Ryūichi Sekine, who was drinking beer (someone told him to drink water apparently, but he says he doesn't drink it) and promised an "inevitable broadcast accident". He makes good his promise almost straight away by referencing popular porn titles.
OPENING
Sekine says that he would have liked to have won the Big Japan tag titles like Abe has done
Says he was asked to become a commentator because he wasn't doing anything better
"Basara has a high proportion of blondes and shaved hair"
"It seems that it takes some time to make the weapon that Tsukamoto brings"
"It would be hard on the champion if he lost here"
"Let's collect the shaven wrestlers belonging to BASARA and form a new BOZZ union"
RYOTA NAKATSU VS KOUHEI KINOSHITA
He says he feels the "visual" of Kinoshita has changed
He says he feels the "visual" of Kinoshita has changed
"Kinoshita is cute"
"I wonder if everyone else is watching without knowing the results? I don't know the result at all..." (He says he wrote them down but forgot them, and only remembers that this was held three nights in a row).
Refers to Gunso as "504"
BEST STRETCH MAN V3 & TAKATO NAKANO & MASATO KAMINO VS TRANS AM HIROSHI (changed) & RAY PALOMA & SHOICHI UCHIDA
"What does it mean when its more dangerous to shake the boa, than it is to shake the sword?"
"This is the first time I have seen Paloma relegated to the background"
"It's the strongest tag and it looks like Hiroshi on weekdays"
"What does it mean when its more dangerous to shake the boa, than it is to shake the sword?"
"This is the first time I have seen Paloma relegated to the background"
"It's the strongest tag and it looks like Hiroshi on weekdays"
"Did he miss it because of gout?"
"Paloma and Fukuda are gout friends" (laughs)
"Paloma and Fukuda are gout friends" (laughs)
"Fuma is making naked tweets"
He also mentions Noah after someone uses the Shining Wizard saying, "Let's take part in Noah", and "Marufuji, "No thank you".
"Ryuji was lamenting that BASARA didn't call him"
"Applause is sparse"
"BASARA should find someone who is not strange...there are only strange people in BASARA"
"If it was Referee Yoshino..."
"I want at least one referee who can be the straight guy for a promotion with many comedic people".
RYUICHI SEKINE & YUSUKE KUBO & TETSUO USUI VS GUNSO, "brother" YASSHI & KABUKI KID
"Dove's Mother is highly educated" (about Gunso)
"They also call Tadasuke "Mother" (note, they once did)
"Kotoge and Zhao Yun can never be called moms" (Zhao Yun was a military general who lived during the late Eastern Han dynasty and early Three Kingdoms period of China. He has appeared in many video games)
"There are many funky guys in Dove, including "brother" Yasshi". BASARA is not sexy"
"Was BASARA a nickname for a club activity in High School?"
"BASARA has the image of a boys school. No, a wrestling boys school. I didn't like baseball at school".
DAIKI SHIMOMURA VS NAOKI TANIZAKI
"I want to do the BASARA Crossdressing Championship"
"#BASARAcrossdresser"
"I think that the tail is getting longer and longer"
Thinks that Naoki Tanizaki has a cool costume
"Do you use that tail as weapon?"
"Is the tail recognized in a rope break?"
FUMA VS KENSHIN CHIKANO
"Ah, naked person"
"Music of this match is for a bad guy"
"If you think about it, BASARA and Dove are really similar"
"Who had the idea to play music during Dove matches?"
Says that he is sad that BASARA vs DOVE isn't going to be made into a DVD
"HAYATA-like"
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